And today's language lesson is....

[litotease]

Dear Fanfic Writer,

Homophones aren't synonyms. Just sayin'.

(If nipples can be taught, the world is an even stranger place than I think it is.)

(Three separate fanfics. Three.)


ETA: An apostrophe in the title. Because one shouldn't make cracks about the incorrect use of language by others when one is using it incorrectly oneself. Oops.

Comments

[emceeaich]

Sapient Nipple Singularity Fanfic is the new hotness.

[litotease]

It's out there somewhere. You know it is.

[elf]

I want my nipples to be taught. Can they be taught to support the rest of my breasts so I don't need a bra?

[litotease]

Sapient nipples might be worth it if they could. *tugs at bra strap*

[logovo]

You've obviously not met my nipples >:)

[litotease]

*is intrigued*